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Slice Demotivational Poster


THE TAXI RIDE -


TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am

Damn, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thank you, Airman.


L. RON HUBBARD -


TAGS: i wonder if they were sliced on a clay table
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
mucho
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 11:08 pm
*nods* Sir Bone. Always a great poster to bump up too,
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
evening youngsters
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
smart 5/5
Doc - September 28, 2009, 7:20 am
Hmm. Even though tomatoes are fruits, this still holds true...
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:34 pm
*LOUDER=LAUDER
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
WHAT?...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK LAUDER
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:59 pm
and their screams are deafening???
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thanks guys...I've been slicing tomatoes all week end long
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
ahah awesome - Iv caused more agony than I thought...
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:44 pm
Very very good.
darkangel98s - September 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
This poster is now on my screen saver motivational poster list. Cool
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:57 pm
I must report to Lord Xenu. He will not be pleased by this..."They've learned of the agricultural project X. Yes, they know that mankind evolved from tomatoes." 5/5
Cam - September 26, 2009, 1:41 pm
5 Tom Cruise eating lions.
great - September 26, 2009, 1:36 pm
5 5 5
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 12:49 pm
Carrot juice is murder. 5L.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
*zinger
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
That's a zingy! 5.
KDP3 - September 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
5 monkeys/lions/poodles


BAKED-IN GOODNESS -


TAGS: rat baked sliced bread humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 12, 2013, 7:09 pm

Bwahahahaha...blech!~
Cannabal - September 12, 2013, 7:03 pm
Mmmmm, ratatouille.


KIMBO SLICE -




JOEY LOGANO - The best thing since sliced bread.


TAGS: joey logano sliced bread
Rating: 1.33/5

More motifakes by impala99

5150monkeylove - September 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
ok, so I wiki'd him and its his nickname. Is he better than himself? I still dont get it.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:30 pm

emmmmm, friction
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:29 pm
But, the teeth still have to be there.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:28 pm

in a rotting, decaying corpse type of way she is smoking hot today
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:27 pm
Farrah does?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:20 pm

she looks a little long in the toothe these days.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:18 pm

Ironic....I watched Logans Run last week.Farrah was horrible actress in that movie....and to think, it is being remade......RUNNER
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:18 pm
Jenny Agutter was sexy as hell back then.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:17 pm
He doesn't look that old.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
Oh... so, he's being chased? Is this like Logan's Run? Is he supposed to get killed?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:14 pm

nope, it mean rectal vomiting at high speeds.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:13 pm
Facetious means something pertaining to or containing poop?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:12 pm
If you knew what facetious was, you'd get our humor.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:12 pm

@alohadud....we really don't care and are messing with each other. Please look up sarcasm on wikipidia
alohadude3 - September 5, 2010, 8:08 pm
There is this sight called wikipedia, Try it! Ignorance is not bliss. If you don't know what facetious is Look it up on wolframalpha.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:08 pm
Did KD Lang and Keanu Reeves have a kid?
pzykosiz - September 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
that's good. were both clueless about this. at least it's not just me
rerun - September 5, 2010, 7:38 pm

that is a poor excuse....especially since I was going to ask YOU who he was.
pzykosiz - September 5, 2010, 7:34 pm
i don't watch car racing, so i've never heard of the guy.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 7:23 pm

you really have no idea who he is? Seriously?
pzykosiz - September 5, 2010, 7:15 pm
it too bad i don't know who he is. 1L


Self Worth -


TAGS: importance greatness sliced bread
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - July 11, 2014, 8:59 pm
its the selfless, sacrificial pieces. They make good heros.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:57 pm
So do 5L freakin' mosquitoes and like the heel from a loaf of bread...I can't for the life of me figure out what that purpose is!


Devil's Pizza -


TAGS: pizza sliced pentagram devil
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 7:31 pm
Thanks.
TheOne - July 10, 2013, 1:36 am
I call the middle. 4L


TESTING THE WATER -


TAGS: some say he was brave i say i get a bigger slice of the will
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

DillyRat - February 16, 2010, 1:52 pm
See Pete jump, Jump, Pete, jump!
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 9:09 am
der...you too Random.
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 9:07 am
Nice work Ramdom. 5Ls
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
LOL!!! 5L
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 3:48 pm
Pete was a good lad, who will we get to volunteer for the next time, though?


WISH SANDWICH -


TAGS: wish sandwich 2 slices of bread does not a sandwich make
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - September 10, 2015, 10:38 am
and there it shall stay (shudder)
Greeny - September 9, 2015, 7:52 pm
there is always ketchup in the fridge...
GaryO - September 8, 2015, 3:49 pm
Jus jam those two slices together...jam sandwich


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